Friday, March 22, 2013

Plan Z

Step 1: We announce a “freeze” on any activities in our gasfields.

Step 2: We utilize the Chinese Ambassador to convey the following message to His government: «How much are you willing to give us for the “remaining” package?»

Step 3:
We wait…

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Blogger the Idiot Mouflon said...

Repertoire:
“suicide is Painless”, Johnny Mandel.

"...Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

I try to find a way to make
All our little joys relate
Without that ever-present hate
But now I know that it's too late, and

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
So this is all I have to say

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
The only way to win is cheat
And lay it down before I'm beat
And to another give my seat
For that's the only painless feat

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please


The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger watch it grin, but


That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
Is it to be or not to be
And I replied 'Oh, why ask me?'

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

'Cause suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

And you can do the same thing if you please…"


P.S.: Post …courtesy of Zahos Dogkanos!

22/3/13 03:48  
Blogger rose said...

και μετα μου λες εμενα για Νεφελιμ

εδω βγηκαν και οι υποχθόνιοι απο το Αλφα του Κενταυρου

22/3/13 03:52  
Blogger the Idiot Mouflon said...

ΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΜΜΜΜΜΜΜΜΜΜΜΜΜΜΜ !!!

22/3/13 03:54  
Blogger Kai Na Katharisoume Tous Kakomoutsounous said...

Σε συγχαίρω για την προνοητικότητα αλλά κυρίως δια το άσμα.

22/3/13 09:07  
Blogger the Idiot Mouflon said...

Ευχαριστώ αλλά νομίζω πως το μόνο για το οποίο αξίζω συγχαρητηρίων είναι η απόφαση μου στις τελευταίες προεδρικές να μην ψ(ο)φίσω κανέναν τους...

22/3/13 12:33  

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